Category: Entertainment

Why I want to be stupid famous

1. So I can have another baby and give it a really stupid name.
2. So I can get a really ugly jacked up hair cut and see how many women get the same style.
3. So I can have my own show and flash my big boobs to millions of people (no, really, I do have big boobs)
4. So I can be really stupid and get paid for it.
5. So I can one day be on one of those “Whatever happened to…” shows.
6. So I can be considered “fascinating” by the likes of Barbara Walters.
7. So I can send my child with the stupid name to a guru when she turns 9.
8. So I can send my child with the stupid name to rehab when she turns 16.
9. So I can get $100,000 a month in child support from the father of the child with the really stupid name.
10. So I can go to rehab every year.
11. So I can wear ugly dresses in public.
12. So I can have my own reality TV show and parents everywhere will say to their teens “WHY are you watching that CRAP?”
13. So I can eat your brain.
14. So I can drink and drive and not give a crap.
15. So I can have an affair and write a book about it.
16. So people will say “Why is she more famous than ______________ ? (fill in the blank with your favorite teacher, artist, scientists, writer, carpenter, doctor, fish and wildlife expert, food bank volunteer….)