Month: September 2014
When bad things happen to good people (a stupid story)
From Marla:
Yellow jackets have built a next under the walkway to my front door.
I was outside trying to water what is left of my drought stricken yard and trying to avoid the yellow jackets when two very nice men came up the walk way. Yes, they were Jehova Witnesses.
They had an issue of Watch Tower that spoke of “Why Bad Things Happen to Good People.”
Suddenly the yellow jackets swarmed. I sent the nice men on their way. Then one of yellow jackets stung me. According to my daughter I yelled “FUCK” really loud and shocked the two nice men.
My teenage daughter promptly put out a message to ALL of her friends and is still laughing at it. My foot is on fire.
Yes, tell me again why bad things happen to good people?
Oh well. It is one of those days.
MT
Meanwhile…lurking under my house…
Goblins are vile little creatures… but they’ll get you into the mood for Halloween!
When you hear a lot of yelling and banging around under the house you know A) the dog has a skunk or B) the dog has a raccoon.
Clara had down outside to get something from under the house. We call it a basement. It is sort of a basement room where we store things like camping gear and gardening stuff. We live on a hill so we go down out the back sliding glass door to the deck, down about 20 stairs to the next deck and then a few steps down underneath the stairs to a door that goes into “the basement”.
Garrett and I ran out to see what it was. Thank goodness I didn’t smell skunk (the dog has already been sprayed 4 times.)
“What the Effing Fudge is that?” My 16-year-old Garrett said as he ran in behind me. (yes, my kids were taught not…
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What a married woman with Down syndrome wants you to know
A love story on so many levels…
If you don’t feel good after reading this then, well, I don’t know. Maybe you need to read it again and feel the joy we should all share in life.
Meet Kate Owens.
Kate got married 3 years ago, and is busy loving life.
I felt her beautiful love story needed to be shared, so I asked Kate to share some things about herself as well.
She has something important to say to other mummies of girls with Down syndrome, too.
How did I meet my husband? We met at a local disco in 2007. He bought me a drink and we danced.. I told mum about him after! Our first date was out for lunch, it was chucking it down with rain so we had to share my umbrella and we kissed.

Steve proposed at a charity ball in Bristol. He stopped the dj playing music and got down on one knee in the middle of the dance floor and proposed. Everyone cheered when I said yes.
It is my 30th birthday on 27th August and I’m having a…
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The Presence of Evil
Halloween is coming up but the real world is filled with horrors that can rival any horror story or ghostly activity.
My friend and neighbor Kelly told me a story the other day that still sits in the pit of my stomach.
From Kelly:
With all of the news about child abuse I thought about a woman I knew who beat her child.
She joyfully told anyone who would listen, and she was the type who demanded an audience, that she had books on the subject.
Let me go back a bit…
She had never intended to have children but found herself pregnant. She was a triple A type personality, aggressive and always the center of attention. She was an expert at all things.
So into her life came a daughter. Unlike her aggressive mother, the child was quiet and meek.
That did not please the woman one bit. She…
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Evil Squirrel’s Nest Comic #125 — 9/18/14
Send this to your friends who can’t refrain from taking selfies. HA HA HA HA HA
Short Musings on dogs, my brother Max, Vampires and life
Halloween will be here sooner than you think…
Dogs. My house was full of dogs. Three dogs but their total weight comes to about 350 pounds. 45 of that is my mongeral husky mix, the rest of the dog mass is my brother Max’s two wolfhounds. As soon as I came through the door they were all over me. No aggression, just massive sentiments “I love you more than anything and I’ve never been so excited.”
After the dogs my two cats came running out screaming for food.
My husband Teddy and Max were lounging in front of the TV watching baseball.
Clara was upstairs doing homework with her friends Jasper and Ellie.
In the kitchen I poured a glass of wine and listened in on bits of conversation over the sound of the game.
I noticed Max had let his hair grow longer, a bit over his collar, almost to his shoulders. The women love that. They…
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Your Kid is NOT That Bright
If you have kids… just read this and think about it. I mean, really think about it. Great post and a blog you ought to follow.
We’re ALL in denial when it comes to our kids.
You know that book/movie/episode of Sex and the City “He’s Just Not That Into You?”
Your kid is Just Not That Bright.
Ouch. That HURT.
But I felt it was necessary to rip the bandaid off quickly, rather than prolong the agony. Sometimes brutal honesty is better than sugarcoated fantasy (which, although a great porno name, is not going to help you understand my point.)
It doesn’t do you any good for me to feed you the same bullshit the schools have been feeding you all these years.
I know you think your kid is smart. After all, he has a 4.0 GPA in school, doesn’t he? Or a 3.8?
As a matter of fact, she’s a National Honors Society member.
But trust me, this doesn’t mean anything. It may have everything to do…
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Stop Whining. It’s Another Day. Don’t Waste it. Back to Work.
I like this post for so many reasons… read it, share it. Any creative professional will know the feelings and frustrations. And of course, the photographs are beautiful and calming.
Bullying hurts!
Words that have meaning in more ways than one.
David Foster
David Foster was in my class in 3rd grade,
David had polio braces on both legs,
At recess bullies would call David “peg leg”.
It was then with David I would always stay.
David Foster was not afraid of the bullies,
but he couldn’t defend himself with ease,
David, he couldn’t even sit on the swings,
but he made me a fine necklace out of
dandelions and leaves.
Kids said David was a sight for sore eyes,
He didn’t wear clothes that matched,
or have slicked back hair.
The bullies would mock him when he came in the room,
but David, he’d always smile
as if he didn’t care.
I really don’t remember much about school
back then…
But David Foster,
I will always remember as my friend.
(c) DiAnne Ebejer
In response to Yahoo’s offensive article about why men date younger women.
Special Guest Article from Ms Todd
I’ve always thought it was a bit creepy when older guys go after younger women rather than women in their own age range.
As the mother of a daughter, a daughter who is both beautiful and smart , I find this article extremely offensive.
It is so shallow and superficial and just plain sick. So here you go with my comments to these guys in italics. These men are see women as objects, not real women or friends. Of course older women don’t like these guys. Even younger women will find them disgusting. So here we go. Italics is me. Non-italics is from the article.
Ever feel like all the men your age are dating women half your age? OK, maybe not half your age, but you get the idea. What makes men attracted to women a decade or more younger than themselves? Is it just about looks and our youth-centric culture? Well, that’s part of it. But you might be surprised to learn the real reasons that go way beyond physical attraction.
Because they are assholes. That is the only reason why. It feeds their small brained, small dicked egos. Yes, I have strong opinions on this subject.
It’s all about the law of averages as you get older
“When you reach your mid-40s, it’s not so much that dating a younger woman becomes more attractive, it’s just harder not to date them. The law of averages means that proportionately fewer women your age are single. But dating a woman in her late 20s/early 30s when you’re approaching 40 is also less demanding; you’re not faced with the same requirements to make a decision about your future. When your new girlfriend is 36, she expects you’re thinking about the next few years, not just the next few dates.”
— Christopher, 38, Chicago, IL
Really? I know a lot of women who marry when they are in their late 30s. They are smart and attractive. Oh right. I forgot you don’t like smart women who expect you to be a grown-up real man. I forgot what an asshole you are.
Their carefree attitudes make younger women more appealing
“I’d say the allure is that younger women are less judgmental and less set in their ways. They don’t have a laundry list of what they want in a partner, a career or even life just yet. Younger women are more friendly, I suppose. I think that kind of attitude appeals to guys my age who want a relationship to really be on their terms.”
— Larry, 35, Edison, NJ
Dear Larry,
I know plenty of carefree women who are your age. They are just tired of putting up with dick weeds like you. Men like you are so fucking immature.
They let me embrace my inner goofball on dates
“Honestly, younger women are sometimes more open to having goofy good times than a woman who has a few years on her. You can invite them to the midnight showing of Guardians of the Galaxy without getting a skeptical look.”
— Marlon*, 39, Atlanta, GA
Dear Marlon,
I am the funny goofy one in my marriage. I’m in my 50’s and I’m always goofy. Well except now after reading your asshole remarks. I’m the girl too. How about that? And so what are you going to do when your younger girlfriend wants to get serious and stop playing Tinker Bell to your Peter Pan? What will you do when she says “I can’t do a late movie because I have a meeting tomorrow.” Fuck you asshole. Guys like you are NO FUN. Grow up.
Fewer years of dating equals less emotional baggage to carry
“The appealing thing about younger women is their outlook on life. They tend to be untainted by experiences that have hardened older women. For example, when a woman’s been lied to a lot after years of dating, she always thinks that you’re lying to her, too. And that’s a turn-off. Younger women are less cynical, and that’s a big draw.”
— Alan*, 46, New York, NY
Dear Alan,
How about your emotional baggage? Do you think a woman in her 20’s wants to deal with that? Not to mention the baggage around your waist and your baggy flat old man butt and your limp dick that won’t work without those little blue pills.
Dating without an agenda means having more fun together
“What makes a younger woman a good catch? She’s not itching to have a ring on her finger. She’s interested in the here and now, in going out, in having fun. It may sound like a cliché, but it’s reality. I’m not anti-marriage, I’m just anti-agenda. A younger woman seems more willing to let things take their natural course.”
— Roger, 35, New York, NY
Dear Asshole, I mean Roger,
Most older women I know (older being over 30) date without an agenda. Who the fuck are you asking out. Of course older women won’t date you because you’re a jerk.
The ego boost helps me maintain my health and vitality
“When a guy reaches a certain age, he worries he will see his youth and vitality wane. A younger woman reaffirms for me that I’ve still got it going on.”
— Mike, 40, Orlando, FL
Dear Mike,
You’re an asshole. You see her as a sex object. She only wants you for your money. Younger women know how to fake it. With older women it is real (I’m not talking about love, I’m talking about multiple orgasms, something you obviously know nothing about.)
Impressing a younger date is easier
“One advantage of dating a younger woman is that you can play ‘cruise director’ — i.e., show her all your secret favorite places that she probably hasn’t experienced yet. They’re easier to impress and very willing to be escorted around. Women like it when you have a plan and it’s well-executed.”
— Bill, 33, New York, NY
Dear Bill,
You lack imagination and a sense of adventure. You lack maturity. You lack a lot of things you dickwad. Obviously you have deep-seated problems that make you feel like you have to impress someone. You’re an asshole. Grow up.
OK guys, have I made myself clear?
I’m glad to say that my husband is younger than me AND he loves the older version of me. The older version of me is a lot of fun – in fact I’m a lot more fun now than I ever was (and believe me, that is a lot of fun.)
And I’m glad to say my father brought up all of his daughters to think it was disgusting to date guys who were a lot older. Needless to say all of his daughters are married to younger men (3 and 6 years younger) or men exactly their own age. Thanks dad.
M.T.
This is the stupid article: http://yahoo.match.com/y/article.aspx?articleid=4346&TrackingID=526103&BannerID=3000865
College Dazed…
Sending kids off to school is always emotional – even for Vampires.
“Hey Mom?”
“Hey Garrett?”
“Do you mind if I bring my easel to school?”
“No, not at all. If you don’t have room in your dorm you can drop it off at your Uncle Rod’s.”
I felt a sting in my nose and eyes, trying not to get squishy. Crap. I knew this would happen.
“Mom are you getting squishy?” He came over and put his arms around me.
“I’m sorry. It just seems like it all happened so soon.”
“I love you mom.”
I always believe my parents were more than happy to ship my brother Val and me off to college. No tears, just a lot of stern advice that we had no intention of following. One thing I can can give my parents credit for was allowing me to go to college and not worry about it making me unfit for marriage or motherhood. After all, we…
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Want to Successfully Publish? First, Are You a “Real” Writer?
For many writers (me included), we don’t start off with the confidence to yell to the world, “I’m going to be a professional author!” Heck, I wrote a 178,000 word “novel” and still didn’t believe I was a writer. Later, I had over a year and a half of consistent blogging under my belt, multiple short stories, and newbie novels that had been at least good enough to win prestigious contests and yet….
I was not a “real writer.”
Schrödinger Writer? If you put a writer in an office at a keyboard, is the writer alive or dead (real or fake) until the book is published?
We’ve Come a LONG Way, Baby
The literary landscape has shifted dramatically. More avenues of publishing have opened and become appealing, thus this silly question of, “Are we a real writer?” holds far less power. Believe it or not, when I began blogging, I dedicated…
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You Transfix Me Quite – Jane Eyre and Vampires
You Transfix Me Quite – Jane Eyre and Vampires
Charlotte Bronte was brilliant. She created magic in a tough and most amazing woman named Jayne Eyre.
Jane Eyre does not seek a man to rescue her. She doesn’t seek him to complete her. She doesn’t look to silly romance to make her life perfect.
Jane is real. She is smart. She is tough. And in her soul of souls Jane Eyre doesn’t take shit from anyone.
I love Jane Eyre.
The book came out I believe in 1847. My mother brought a copy of it out to California with her during the California Gold Rush. I read the well-worn copy when I was 13. It took my breath away.
If only Jane had been a Vampire I thought when I first read it. I imagined her taking care of her nasty relatives in a most creative and horrible way, draining…
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DRAGONBRIDE Cover reveal
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